Clearly, faerie dogs and their tea are not to be trusted!  I was immobilized on the floor while my dog (pictured above) was seated at a table with a dinner napkin in her lap.  Soon enough, 9 Tinker Bell type pixies flew into view.  They announced the faerie dog’s intention to eat me (for dinner) with mashed potatoes and peas.  The pixies suggested I leave immediately.  But, I couldn’t move…